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LOST - One (1) Laconia Rotary Banner!!!!

Please Help find it!!

Mon, May 12, 2008 at 6:26 PM  AP Newswire,  This just in, There are reports that the Laconia New Hampshire Rotary banner has gone missing. It seems that the delegation from this club, charged with protecting club property, "fell down" on the job Saturday night during District 7870's annual conference, held this year at Lake Placid NY.  Reports are trickling in that there have been sightings of the banner in various and unusual places around the Northeast.  Who is responsible and why is a mystery at this time.  Suspects in the case have been elusive so far. Rotary officials have been notified and are making inquiries. We will bring you updates and on the scene photos as we receive them.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:56 AM UPDATE: This is GOOD!! The Dept of Defense is recalculating NH spy Satellites towards our western neighbor state of Vermont's Rotary clubs, in an attempt to home-in on the GPS tracking system install in the banner. We have not been able to receive the ONSTAR distress signal from our beloved banner.  The NH State Police is working With the Vermont State Police to resolve this matter quickly.

Wed, May 14, 2008 at 8:13 AM  Update: 

Yet another sighting of the Laconia "MIA" banner. This time spotted on the campus of Norwich University on the day of Cadet Commissioning ceremony.Rumors are circulating that the banner may turn up in Washington DC in the near future. Further updates as we receive them


Wed, May 14, 2008 at 8:36 AM UPDATE: The Laconia New Hampshire Rotary Banner which went missing at the District Conference in early May, has been seen on the campus of The University of Vermont.  An anonymous source has been able to photograph the banner and leak the pictures to authorities.  The culprits are still at large and considered totally harmless! If members of the public should spot the missing banner please do not approach the perpetrators, record the incident on film and forward to the proper authorities for investigation.  It is thought that the culprits intend to travel around the region bragging about the heist and tormenting members of the Laconia Club."

 

Wed, May 14, 2008 at 14:45 PM  Update: Local media have gotten involved in the quest to locate the beloved banner...stay tuned ....

 

Monday, May 19, 2008 8:47 PM 

Another sighting of the now famous Laconia Rotary Banner was reported over the weekend.  The banner was sighted hanging from the Burke Mountain ski resort sign.  Eye witnesses report droves of locals begging to have their picture taken with the famous "traveling banner".  Where or when it might appear next only a few shadowy figures know.  There is growing evidence of panic among Laconia club members, might there be a reward in the offing?  Perhaps a donation to Polio Plus?  Perhaps added to by the perpetrators?

 

Sun, Jun 8, 2008 at 2:25 PM    

Another episode in what has become one of the greatest heists in Rotary history.  The now famous banner was spotted by unamed sources in our Nation's Capitol recently.  Apparently the President himself asked to be photographed with the banner but as you can see from the picture, security surrounding the banner was tight and he was denied access.  Many of our lawmakers who have been robbing us for years, were amazed at the scope and audacity of this theft, many took notes. Inside sources report that the banner may be nearing the end of it's travels. Stay tuned for the final chapter, it's going to be a shocker!!!!

More to come....

 

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